*loses drink in scotland* where did my Glasgow.


Lepidoptera (Moths & Butterflies).

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That point in a piece of fanfiction where you can tell something embarrassing is about to happen so you start fucking around on tumblr because you’re a huge baby with a crippling overabudance of empathy.

I do this with every media I consume. I pause movies and have to walk around and prepare myself for second-hand embarrassment sometimes.


U know how in winter it gets so cold and u think u will never be hot again and in summer it gets so hot u think u will never be cold again I think that is how it is with ur feelings like when u r sad u think u will never be happy and when u r happy u think u will never be sad. But u will be hot again and u will be cold again and u will be sad again but most of all u will be happy again

got this cute dress at a camp staff clothing swap!! it’s so comfy

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star trek pick-up lines


  • [kirk voice] “we’re going to penetrate the area of darkness with a forward thrust”
  • "i must touch you. please.”
  • [uhura voice] “I’d say something, but your magnetism is jamming all of my communication frequencies”
  • [star trek comm whistle noise]
  • [bones voice] “if you’re getting nasty, im gonna leave”
  • [spock voice] “fascinating
  • [pretty alien lady shows up music]
  • [sulu voice] “i can’t wait to tell my plants about this”
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Greatest porn intro ever