*loses drink in scotland* where did my Glasgow.
That point in a piece of fanfiction where you can tell something embarrassing is about to happen so you start fucking around on tumblr because you’re a huge baby with a crippling overabudance of empathy.
I do this with every media I consume. I pause movies and have to walk around and prepare myself for second-hand embarrassment sometimes.
U know how in winter it gets so cold and u think u will never be hot again and in summer it gets so hot u think u will never be cold again I think that is how it is with ur feelings like when u r sad u think u will never be happy and when u r happy u think u will never be sad. But u will be hot again and u will be cold again and u will be sad again but most of all u will be happy again
- [kirk voice] “we’re going to penetrate the area of darkness with a forward thrust”
- "i must touch you. please.”
- [uhura voice] “I’d say something, but your magnetism is jamming all of my communication frequencies”
- [star trek comm whistle noise]
- [bones voice] “if you’re getting nasty, im gonna leave”
- [spock voice] “fascinating”
- [pretty alien lady shows up music]
- [sulu voice] “i can’t wait to tell my plants about this”