im having a Day

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“maybe if i drink another coffee, i will feel better”

“maybe if i buy myself a new sweater, i will feel better”

“maybe if i get so drunk i can’t see, i will feel better”

“maybe if i sleep for fourteen hours, i will feel better”

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these praying mantises look like they all have a charming secret



a new zine called shitty horoscopes that i’ll be premiering this year at the Toronto Queer Zine Fair, among other things! hopefully i’ll make volumes available for online purchase soon. credit where credit is due: this was inspired by the huge number of made-up horoscopes floating around tumblr lately, and angry-poems.

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berry picking + ice cream from yesterday

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i was walking home last night and a lot of shit had happened but to TOP IT ALL OFF some sleezy guys decided to pull up next to me to leer and shout “hey babe” at me from the window and i just

i must have given them the most scathing look cause they were both like “wooAAH ok” and drove off

highlight of the night tbh

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Newfoundland scenery! I took these in Gros Morne national park and around Point Leamington

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since so many people are a fan of my insults, i’ve made a curse-free insult generator at the request of a very enthusiastic anon

here u go, bud

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